School-board Femme Fatale Jennifer

Sung to the tune of “Beautiful, Beautiful Brown Eyes” with ukulele accompaniment if you don’t have a banjo. fiddle, and zither ensemble

School-board Jennifer femme fa-ta-le,

Lured ROSSAC feller to dal-ly,

Wouldn’t take no for an answer,

She’ll never get elected again.

School-board Jennifer home-wrecker,

Fibbed to press under pres--sure.

Lied about move out of district,

She’ll never get elected again.

Boss Elia provided Jennifer cover,

By firing femme fatale’s lover,

News got out on the grapevine,

She’ll never get elected again.

Other board members knew the score,

Didn’t kick Jennifer out the door,

Voted to Jennifer board gavel,

They’ll never get elected again.

Yodel-ay-hee

Yodel-ay—hee

Yodelay—hee-hee-hee

Ye-haw!

That’s all, doc!