Messieurs Peron and Ayers: I believe you two must be the guys whom the Tribune editorial referred to as blowing off the parents who wanted information on the boundary fracas.

Dr. Lamb, who refused with his usual laissez-faire attitude toward citizen requests because all his time is taken up kowtowing to La Elia, referred the parent(s) to you, one infers. The Tribune editorial reported that y'all blew the parents off too.

Nice move. These citizen--parents are the people who pay your salaries and whose questions you should promptly answer, but you stiffed them. I can only guess that you did so from abject panic that Ms. Elia would not be pleased if you treated parents with courtesy since she never condescends to give them the time of day.

If you are not totally feckless, come to the board meeting tomorrow afternoon and identify yourselves to me. I will be the woman with a mop of white hair who rides in on a broom.

I shall rebuke you for your bad behavior personally. Meanwhile, pray accept my fervent hope that cow dung be rained from the heavens on your cowardly, impolite heads for biting the hands that feed you.

Other than that, have a nice day.