Saturday, August 15, 2009
My God, Look at That Outfit!
Ms. Valdez and Mr. Otero:
You are hereby appointed to the post of Fashion Police for the board and administration, being as you two are the best dressers in an ill-dressed administrative outfit.
See what you can do to subdue the egregious fashion-mode of Board member Candy, effulgent fashion displays' being her bete noire.
Linda Kipley, foot-fetishist bimbette, requires your astringent scrutiny and corrective action as well. Do not be nice.
And do not forefend to take the aesthetic measure of the whole administrative group, none of whom, alas, demonstrates the fashion excellence that one would expect from people with minimal credentials in academic requisites but hypertrophied salaries in administrative ripoffs that could purchase classy duds if they were able to recognize them.
Alas, the adminsitrative fashion dummies demonstrate the shibboleth that you can bump up an aesthetic dumbasses's pay grade, but you can't correct his or her bad taste either in duds or in ethics.
Ms. Valdez, rely on Mr. Otero to take notes and offer support as long as he thinks no one on the board notices him. Men never have and will never have an understanding of the importance of clothes in signaling authority.
Pray publish this as a Board of Hillsborough-County-citizen commentary to lay bare the administration's and board's fashion deficiencies, which rival their ethical deficiencies, so help you God.
Lee Drury De Cesare, South-west Florida Aesthetics and Fashion Guardian Extraordinaire
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