Saturday, January 10, 2009

The B-B Gun Sharpshooters Are Out




From: lee de cesare [mailto:tdecesar@tampabay.rr.com]
Sent: Saturday, January 10, 2009 5:11 PM
To: 'John Dwyer'; 'commissionersmith@fldoe.org'; 'commissioner@fldoe.org'; 'sandy.cho@fldoe.org'; 'april.griffin@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'will.holcombe@fldoe.org'; 'chancellor.haithcock@fldoe.org'; 'lucy.hadi@fldoe.org'; 'tomgozales@sdhc.k121.fl.us'; 'joyce.hildreth@dbs.fldoe.org'; 'bill.palmer@vr.fldoe.org'; 'arm@fldoe.org'; 'linda.champion@fldoe.org'; 'oig@fldoe.org'; 'debby.kearney@fldoe.org'; 'erin.geraghty@fldoe.org'; 'carrie.fraser@fldoe.org'; 'mike.kooi@fldoe.org'; 'sam.ferguson@fldoe.org'; 'linda.cobbe@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'doretha.edgecomb@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'candy.olson@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'jack.lamb@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'jennifer.falliero@sdhc.k12.fl'; 'carol.kurdell@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'susanvaldes@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'paultash@sptimes.com'; 'larsen@tampatribune.com'; 'letitiastein@sptimes.com'; 'patrickmanteiga@lagacetanewspaper.com'; 'gsiudut@lagacetanewspaper.com'; 'cmiranda@tampa.gov'; 'goader@es-kay.net'; 'earl.lennard@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'jim.hamilton@sdhc.k12.fl.us'; 'William Birdsall'
Subject: RE: Lee Drury de Cesare's incompetence

Hot dog! The lower-quartile artillery has come out of its bunker with b-b guns.

These specimens fell for the old green-pony trick as we knew they would.

As soon as they have completed Romper Room metaphysics, they should try another b-b pellet in our direction.

Until then, the lower-quartiles must floss daily, go to bed early, and eat their spinach.

Psychological query: What does the sign-off of "fondly" from this guy to Commissioner Smith mean? No homophobic aspersions, please. We are supporters of the gay brotherhood. But do two guys usually sign emails with "fondly"? Where are you when we need you, Uncle Freud?

Pax Vobiscum

Lee Drury De Cesare
leedrurydecesaresCasting-RoomCouch.blogspot.com


From: John Dwyer [mailto:john__d__bundy@hotmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, January 10, 2009 6:19 AM
To: commissionersmith@fldoe.org; commissioner@fldoe.org; sandy.cho@fldoe.org; april.griffin@sdhc.k12.fl.us; will.holcombe@fldoe.org; chancellor.haithcock@fldoe.org; lucy.hadi@fldoe.org; tomgozales@sdhc.k121.fl.us; joyce.hildreth@dbs.fldoe.org; bill.palmer@vr.fldoe.org; arm@fldoe.org; linda.champion@fldoe.org; oig@fldoe.org; debby.kearney@fldoe.org; erin.geraghty@fldoe.org; carrie.fraser@fldoe.org; mike.kooi@fldoe.org; sam.ferguson@fldoe.org; linda.cobbe@sdhc.k12.fl.us; doretha.edgecomb@sdhc.k12.fl.us; candy.olson@sdhc.k12.fl.us; jack.lamb@sdhc.k12.fl.us; jennifer.falliero@sdhc.k12.fl; carol.kurdell@sdhc.k12.fl.us; susanvaldes@sdhc.k12.fl.us; paultash@sptimes.com; larsen@tampatribune.com; letitiastein@sptimes.com; patrickmanteiga@lagacetanewspaper.com; gsiudut@lagacetanewspaper.com; goader@es-kay.net; earl.lennard@sdhc.k12.fl.us; jim.hamilton@sdhc.k12.fl.us; tdecesar@tampabay.rr.com
Subject: Lee Drury de Cesare's incompetence

Dear Secretary of Education Smith,

I apologise for this unsolicited communication. Regrettably, we live in an age where anyone can compile a list of emails and annoy people.

Lee Drury de Cesare is often in error. For example, in two separate emails to you she has consistently maintained that "your" and "your" are homophones. She will assure you that Dr Hamilton is incompetent because he has trouble with homophones.

I ask that you deem Lee Drury de Cesare incompetent for the same reason and that you hence assume that everything she writes is similarly flawed.

I'll post Lee's mind-boggling stupidity on my blog.
http://antigrammargrinch.blogspot.com/

Fond regards,
John D
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