Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Despicable Performances by Public Servants Saul-Sena and Dingfelder, Who Think They Have Risen Above Mere Service to the Constituents That They Promised on the Hustings to Support Because Post Election They Have Moved into the Empyrean of Hillsborough County Sleaze-ball Politics, Which Operates Beyond Voter Control and in Concert with Tampa Bay Elected Officialdom Royalty, the Denizens of Which Have More Ego Than Sense
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Ms. Saul-Sena
: You are exactly the kind of society-matron specimen who does not belong in public office. You get there and sit in ceremonial splendor, doing nothing. You have twice promised to get the police chief to sit down with Bobbie Ward to discuss the dreadful way the police department has treated her in her rape investigation. She is a South Tampa resident, probably one of your constituents, whom a man--probably a coworker whom the police won't interview--crawled through her window and raped with a gun to her head. Yet you feel justified in breaking two promises to help this raped constituent and citizen. How vile, ma'am; how lacking in feelings for a fellow creature in distress.

This victims votes post rape, too, don't forget. Maybe that fact will cut into your mindless amour propre.

Your behavior is irresponsible, inhumane, and shameful, and you are probably so ethically bereft that you do not know this fact. How dare you present yourself as a public servant? You are an example of what we don't need in public office.

Mr. Dingfelder: I hear you wrote to one of Candy Olson's School Board opponents to wish him well but to say that you would support La Olson because you and La Candy "go way back." Now that models fence-sitting, obtuse wishy-washiness of the kind we need in public office.
The reason for your Candy support's logic stinks. Would you support Jack the Ripper because you had known him a long time? Good going, Dingfelder. This teacher gives you an F in Logic 101.

I suggest you talk to your wife, the brains of the family. She headed the Democratic Committee, didn't she? And you are a Democrat? Or are you in transition as Dick Greco perpetually is, tacking always to join what appears to be the current winning party?

La Candy is a carpet-bagger Republican. One hears that she has bragged about being a Republican from Massachusetts, as if that exhibited some kind of panache on her part when everyone knows the Democratic state of Massachusetts is one of the most civilized parts of the country and not known for beating up Republicans within its borders and even letting gays marry, God save the mark.

If you are such a long-time buddy of La Candy, perhaps you can extract from her why she has sat during her entire tenure on the School Board as a society-matron potted plant dabbling in politics and not doing anything to justify her incumbency. Ask why she voted to raise her salary for two meetings a month to the level of a veteran teacher with a master's degree.

Ask her why she didn't do her homework by reading school documents and asking questions of the incompetent, sleazy, cabalistic administration while it participated in the real-estate-scam outrage in Elia's former department or looked the other way in laissez-faire disinterest.

Ask her why she doesn't call a halt to the degrading, often sadistic treatment Linda Kipley of the Professional Standards Abu Gharib metes out to teachers who get set up and referred to Kipley's perverse ministrations without any intervention by the Board, the administration, or the CTA, which is so terrified of and sycophantic to the administration that it sat twenty years bleeding $500 a year from teachers making a measley $31,000 without demanding a raise to at least Georgia levels teacher compensation and for cleaning up such outrages as the Professional Standards teacher mistreatment in the cell block.

Ask her why she rubber-stamped the no-adverting job for Kipley, a home-ec scholar who now makes $120,000 in the bloated tax rip-off administration salary schedule, in violation of Title VII while stamping her Board web page with "We are an equal-opportunity employer." Ask her if she has requested the EEOC to review that hiring process. Test your friendship, and ask her to call on the expertise of the EEOC in the Board hiring badlands.

Ask why she didn't rebuke Elia's sneaky attempted extorting of La Gazeta to shut up the paper's publishing criticism of the hiring practices of the School Board in an affront to the First Amendment, which La Candy took an oath of office to protect. The board on which La Candy sits has for years twisted fair hiring practices routinely with the most egregious being the faux $35,000 "nation-wide" searches, complete with job ads tailored to Lennard's and Elia's credentials manque. Neither of these specimens can punctuate. Their web pages illustrate the truth of this statement.

Candy participated in the show search for a qualified superintendent while all the while participating in the set-up to hire the cabal's inside candidate so it can continue to exercise the power of a jobs-program scam in violation of Title VII and to dole out contracts with tax money such as the real-estate scam to make its members look like power players in Hillsborough County seedy political culture.

Talk to your Democratic wife, Linda. She needs give you curtain lectures on a few political realities about which I shall ask you when you run for re-election on your record of blind support of the bad political performance of somebody in public office simply because you know her. Boo, Mr. Dingfelder, double boo.


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http://class51hijinks.eponym.com/blog This blog has a copy of the recent Florida Bar ethics complaint by Lee Drury De Cesare, HHS Class of ’51, against Richard Dulcimer Mulholland, HHS Class of ’51.

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This blog deals with the bad jobs done by the administration and Board in the Hillsborough County School system, protests teachers' mistreatment, and advocates firing the deadwood that make a bazillion tax dollars a year and sit on their illiterate asses. I critique their grammar and punctuation. The superintendent, MaryEllen Elia, who got the job from the buddy system, not from her skills, makes a quarter of million dollars a year and can't punctuate.

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This blog tears into the grammar-punctuation-style and sometimes political errors of the NYTimes. Washington Post, Boston Globe, and LA Times. I don't pick on the little papers--just the big, important ones and the big, important columnists. Oddly enough, the site has a steady stream of hits from the people who work at these papers. They do want to write well, and most of them do not have training in grammar and punctuation and want to learn those skills.

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An Ad in the Paper That the School Superintendent Threatened to Shut Down from the Re-election Campaign of One of the Board’s Plumpest Potted Plants: La Candy Olson


Candy Olson, the ne plus ultra of the potted plants of the gaggle of the breed on the School Board, has an ad for the 4th of July in La Gaceta. Ironically, this is the little newspaper whose free-press rights her boss, La Elia, tried to squelch by insinuating that the School Board would sue it if Manteiga didn’t shut me up.

I didn’t hear that Candy objected to Elia’s using tax money to suppress free speech. She applauded in behind the scenes bien sure. But then Candy has not murmured a peep about anything on the School Board for the twelve years, where she has occupied her potted-plant place on the dais. Any public utterance she makes is inane and off the mark.

The only time I have seen La Candy demonstrate any flicker of energy was when she joined Dr. Jack Lamb—all three hundred pounds of that adorable old bloviating charmer—in attacking me when I approached them at Tampa Tiger Bay to say that their raising their Board salaries for two meetings a month to as high as a full-time veteran teacher makes with a master’s degree offended me.

Le Jack screamed like a stuck pig. He rumbled that my making that observation offended him while Candy nodded in agreement. They don’t believe citizens should do anything but kiss their rings.

Candy and dear old butterball Lamb come only alive when a citizen cites with disapproval their unearned perquisite as potted plants. They both are against introducing student education about the national obesity epidemic imperiling children. I am a registered nurse. I can tell you from a professional standpoint that fat children grow up to be fat adults with much more diabetes, kidney problems, neuropathy, etc. than normal-weight children do. Fat people also have higher and earlier mortality rates.

If you look at this pair of porkers, you can see that they don’t want to call the attention of the students to their own examples of ignoring the rules of good nutrition and exercise. Some role models for the students’ pursuit of a normal weight this pair is. Elia also resides in the overweight group that resists educating the children on the obesity problem so as not to call attention to their own unhealthy weight.

Le Jack and La Candy have both sat on the School Board doing zilch except rubberstamping administration chicanery and incompetence for so long that moss has grown on both of their considerable bottoms. Did anybody ever hear either of this Twiddle-Dee Twiddle-dump pair ask a question of the new superintendent about her presiding over the real-estate scam in the department she led before moving via the buddy system into the unearned perch she now holds and from which she threatens the free speech of the newspaper that dared print her misdoings?

Candy is about as interested in the welfare of the schools as my four-year-old youngest grandson is interested in reading Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire instead of Winnie the Pooh. This insecure noveau snoot, who cited her kick-off party’s being catered by Mise en Place, for God’s sake, represents the baleful tradition of the ding-dong society matron who dabbles in politics to pass the time of her heretofore tedious day whilst munching bonbons.

She has shown signs of life now that she has earned two opponents in her race: Bart Birdsall and a kid with the portentous name of Logan. Logan hasn’t graduated from high school yet. I love that kid. I would like to live long enough to see him win his first Senate Race. Then he’s on to President, of course. Candy has inspired a lad not long out of his cradle to fight back against criminally negligent society-matron office place holders.

Olson’s ad cites this quote: "Liberty without learning is always in peril, and learning without liberty is always in vain." -John F. Kennedy

In the first place, La Candy is a Republican, so why is she quoting a Democratic president? She should quote George Bush’s “Is our children learning, ” given her support of a superintendent who riddles her Web-pages with punctuation errors’ violating the simplest rules that even the slow learners in classes under her regime have mastered.

And Candy would pick the one quote from President Kennedy that doesn’t make a lick of sense. The Camelot president must have been coming off a toot when he uttered those words. None of Bush’s makes sense, but Candy homed in on the only dopey quote that the sharp Kenney uttered in public. She’s not smart enough to have played Machiavellian linguistic politics in this maneuver. She’s one of those obtuse critters who think that if something is not clear that it must be profound.
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Ms. Stein:


What would have given your article context was not only to compare the salaries of Hillsborough County teachers to those of Pinellas and Pasco but also to compare Florida's teachers' salaries to those of Georgia and Alabama, two states that have made concerted efforts to raise teacher salaries. Georgia's national ranking, for example, is 16th; Florida's is 29th, a major reason for Georgia's bleeding teachers across the line from Florida.

You could also have shown keener interview skills with Ms. Clements of CTA by asking her why the union did not fight to keep work hours the same without the concessions on time that cost the teachers. And an alert reporter would have inquired why CTA did not bargain about the Professional Standards unfair, even sadistic in some cases, treatment of teachers. The school attorney is now investigating the head of Professional Standards to see whether her conduct strips teachers of their dignity and inflicts sadistic, unchecked punishment on them. This action came from a citizen's drumbeat of inquiries about Kipley's conduct, not from any move made by the CTA, which the teachers pay $500 yearly in dues from their meagre salaries so that the officers get bloated salaries even if their allegiance is not to the teachers but to the administration.

The reporter could also have asked how many administrators the Professional Standards division has investigated and why it has not investigated a charge against Dr. James Hamilton for abuse of the school email system by circulating vulgar, illiterate emails.

The poor teacher morale in Pinellas county involves more than pay--as important as that is to teacher satisfaction. It also involves working conditions. Due to the protection of a vigilant union during my twenty-eight-year community-college teaching career, my morale was high because I could give the administration hell in Standard English every time I felt like doing so. In contrast, during one teacher's recent punishment by Linda Kipley, head of Professional Standards, Kipley told the teacher that she couldn't tell anybody about what her punishment was or discuss her case with anyone. That suppression of free speech did not earn opposition from either the administration or the Board. One waits to see if the lawyer's review of Kipley's behavior will be cover-up as usual. One also wonders why the CTA gives teachers no support in their Professional Standards ordeals and does not insist on a manual that outlines the process and what recourse the teachers have to appeal Ms. Kipley’s conduct.

Ms. Kipley, a home ec teacher originally, got the Professional Standards job with no advertising in violation of Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act. I believe the administration transferred her into the job to solve the administrative problem of her being an unsatisfactory principal at Hillsborough High School. This administration seems to follow exotic hiring practices often with no checks from the Board.

It seems to me that the main-stream press's acting more stenographer than inquiring reporter for the School Board and administration does the students, teachers, and the rest of the school family no good. It certainly does the tax-paying public no service and gives the lie to press pretensions of serving the public’s right to know. In fact, this lack of reportorial curiosity supports an administration capable of such incompetence as that explored by the St. Pete Times's series on the real-estate scam in the area Elia headed before she got the superintendent job because the Board lowered the qualifications to meet her no-doctorate status after a faux $35,000 "nation-wide" search. Elia’s recruitment and hiring present still more evidence for the school system’s manipulated hiring practices.

And is there any journalism rule that says a reporter could not point out that the raise to $35,000 for Hillsborough County beginning teachers is only 14 percent of what beginning Superintendent Elia gets in salary and perquisites despite her failure to detect and check the real-estate scam in her area before she became supintendent? I don't think a single reporter quizzed the Board about why its members have been so strangely tranquil about that evidence of Elia's mismanagement in the waste of thousands of tax dollars and why the Board has no qualms about how her past performance bespeaking what she is capable of doing in her present job.

A clever and inventive reporter could have ranged afield, done a bit of research, and suggested that the nation-wide cartel of administrative deadwood minions has systematically bloated administrative salaries and then cited each other’s uncalled-for pay as the going rate for administration jobs, into which every person who has spent a little time inside the field knows attracts the academic weaklings of the education world.

Lee Drury De Cesare
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Dr. Johnson said, “Let me hear the man speak so that I may know his mind.” I say, “Let me examine the man or woman’s writing so that we may know his or her abilities. Years in the academic world taught me that nothing compares to a sustained piece of writing to tell us the extent of a person’s intelligence and abilities. It ranks nonpareil diagnostic marker for both.

In reviewing Ms. Elia’s writing below, citations refer to Prentice Hall Writing and Grammar Communication in Action Gold Level: current English text for (one infers) the district 12th-grade English classes. I had difficulty finding out this information about textbook choice just as one has difficulty finding out any information about the Hillsborough County school district. This administration and Board are as secretive as the Bush White House in sharing information with the public. They hem and haw, shuck and jive, bob and weave, evade, prevaricate and stonewall to keep information secret despite the Sunshine law. They don’t know much, but they know that knowledge is power.

If you want to keep people on the outside powerless, keep them ignorant.

The ad for the public-relations office top job that Hegarty now holds does not even mention the function of supplying information to citizens. This ranks Freudian slip: it suggests that the administration and School Board don’t want to share information with the public and will ignore this Sunshine duty if it can.

Anyone can see that cover-up Munchkins have scrubbed the personnel folders you finally extract from Le Steve. They contain nothing but the blandest information. The insertion of a kindergarten teacher into a $120,000 lobbying job and a home ec teacher into a $120,000 top professional-standards job leaves no data in their files to suggest how these irregular hirings took place. One wonders what happened to all the notes and records that must have accompanied these moves: the pieces of paper-trail data that would reveal the chain of evidence for irregular hiring practices that flies in the face of the equal-opportunity mantra of the board and administration. ROSSAC must have a giant shredding machine humming in an undisclosed location.

I do not believe Ms. Elia wrote this piece below, posted on her Web page, whichI analyze for punctuation errors. It does not coincide with her writing style, which she displayed in the blowsy outpouring she authored after she and the majority of the Board wimped out and succumbed to the bigots’ attack on the Constitutional rights of “the towel heads.” "Towel heads" is the term with which specimens from the fens and bogs of society labeled Muslim-American students.

Ms. Elia, followed by most of the potted-plant board, rescinded the holiday schedule that the appointed committee had worked out over a year’s time to ensure religious inclusion of all students. Elia huffed and puffed about anyone’s thinking that she would buckle under pressure's not knowing her. That’s exactly what she did: buckled under to pressure. Elia is one of those people who get into a mindless bureaucracy and do the easiest thing to get by; only if there is a controlling agency to keep her under scrutiny will she hear her better angels. The Board is not that agency. Most of its members--if not all--are too timid, too lazy, or too complicit in this current cheapening of American education to check Elia. The Board doesn't want to make education better; its members just want of sit on the Board dais and look important.

The only two Board members who voted against the rescinding the protection of Muslim students were Ethridge and Bricklemeyer. These two votes I respect. The other Board members were cowards voting for hypocrisy instead of religious inclusion. Ms. Elia led the wussies and then had the nerve to write a bad essay insisting that she never bowed to pressure because she was a stalwart character who wouldn’t let herself be pushed around, etc., etc.: pure piffle.

The insinuating style La Elia used to coerce Patrick Manteiga into shutting down free speech by shutting me up in my column’s critique of the school administration’s corruption is the signature sneaky Elia method: she hinted she would cut off his ad revenue and have Kipley and Connie Femme Fatale sue the paper for the fugitive sexual reference in my column of “casting-room couch” that tax-paid attorneys had eked out of my past columns.

That threat was sheer bluster. Elia is not smart, but she is not dumb enough to sue an institution as beloved as La Gaceta. Even a feckless Board would have stopped her from enraging the Hispanic community.

I will always regret that law suit’s dying aborning. The ACLU would have romped ecstatic at the chance to take on the Hillsborough County School Board over free speech. It would have joined Ronda Storms's anti-free-speech shutdown for gays in the library. Elia's slimy threat was the classic ACLU case of the government’s using the power of tax money to stifle a newspaper’s free speech.

I would give anything to read the law-suit "slander" depositions of everyone involved in Connie Mileto’s acquiring her plum job, vaulting from kindergarten teacher to $120,000 lobbyist: Mr. and poor Mrs. Hamilton’s statements especially; the secretaries’ apercus; the ubiquitous gofers’ insights—they who had seen it all, knew the tale from beginning to end, had dissected in the halls and johns their bosses' seedy maneuvers ; the janitor's conclusions as he stood by his mop and bucket and watched the "powerful" cavort on taxpayer dollar; the dog that didn’t bark; and, of course, La Connie’s no doubt sprightly spiel that would have taxed her feeble lobbyist spin ability to the edge and probably over the line of perjury.

These depositions would have been riveting testimony—the stuff of gaudy office scandal unfolding As The World Turns. One could use the saga for the plot of a bureaucratic bodice-ripper called Casting-Room Couch Meets Low Stanfort-Binet Ding Dong Dell Dingdongs.

I would also love to review the depositions of how a failed home-ec-trained principal of a high school moved from pots and pans through the labyrinth of administrative mediocrity and mendacity to get the $120,000 head job in professional standards that got no advertising in defiance of Title VII athwart the Board’s lying drumbeat of equal opportunity, equal opportunity, equal opportunity.

These two women were the ones whom Ms. Elia insinuated she would sic on Patrick Manteiga and La Gaceta in the courts to shut him and the First Amendment down. This obtuse lady’s insidious warnings demonstrated forlorn bluff. I wish Patrick had sat on Elia in response. He is big enough to have left nothing of her but a greasy spot.

Ms. Elia is not up to the superintendent job. Her tolerating the real-estate scam right under her nose shows her lack of preparation to lead a department much less a school system. The rumor extant is that the Westchase parents say there are schools with brand-new wings that were not needed, and now Elia, abetted by the Board except Faliero and Valdez, shifts kids to those schools and tears up neighborhoods and children’s lives to cover up her own bad management. One infers these enraged parents meant that Elia shifted boundaries and shuffled frightened children around to cover up that she had presided before she became superintendent over the building of new wings that the district hadn't needed.

Another rumor I heard was that Rasputin Hamilton hung over Elia’s shoulder during her building-supervisor tenure and didn’t let her make a solo decision without his imprimatur. My response to this rumor is that if she had any guts or requisite leadership qualities, she would have told this illiterate buffoon to get lost.

Ms. Elia also can’t write well enough to be a superintendent. She leads a school system the object of which is to teach children to be competent, literate writers, and she is not up to that task herself. When she discovered, after getting the job unfairly as the inside pre-picked candidate, the necessity of being able to write, she turned to Steve Hegarty. Hegarty got the head PR job not from his ability, of course—anything that pays over $91,000 a year wouldn’t go to the best candidate but to the best buddy--- but from his tapping into the administration influence system.

Heggarty alone of the finalists did not have the supervisory requirement cited in the ad. What he did have was in-house contacts in the administration. He cites in his application letter “three people from the district” whom he stayed in touch with during hiatus from reporting the Board’s and administration’s business. I have asked for the names of these contacts three times. Le Steve says, “No.” The Sunshine law says a refusal of public records to a citizen must have an explanation. He gives none. The Board looks the other way at this refusal to obey the Sunshine law. The Board spends most of its time looking the other way.

The problem is that Steve can’t punctuate or write much better than Ms. Elia, although he was a reporter for a bazillion years. So it’s a case of the blind’s leading the blind. Keep in mind that the taxpayers pay Elia $250,000 with perquisites yearly; Steve gets $91,000 and God knows what else. So the taxpayers pay about $350,000 a year for the services of two people who put their heads together to compose essays but can’t even punctuate. They certainly can’t punctuate to the level outlined in the Prentice Hall Gold book that the students use.

I got the Prentice Hall books on eBay when nobody at school would answer my emails asking where I could get the schools’ English texts. These books are pricey. I know something about English textbooks, and these Prentice Hall textbooks cost way too much when better, cheaper ones from other publishers are for sale.

The point is that neither Elia nor her ghost writer Hegarty reaches the level of proficiency in punctuation that the Hillsborough County seniors must reach to pass their English courses.

What does the School Board do about administrative ubiquitous illiteracy--about which I have filed a professional-standards charge in Dr. Hamilton's case? This boor Hamilton is beyond the pale in illiteracy, not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're." The Board does the same thing about administrative illiteracy as it did when Ms. Elia was presiding over the real-estate rip- off: nothing.

I once asked Dr. Lamb at Tiger Bay if he considered literacy a prerequisite for a superintendent of schools. The old fraud said that it was “only one of the things to be considered.” The other thing in Dr. Lamb’s criteria, one hazards, for a candidate to get the superintendent job over better-qualified candidates would be for her to be the failed supervisor of the department over which she presides, oblivious to or complicit in a major real-estate scam costing the taxpayers thousands of dollars. This scam the Board and administration acknowledged only when the St. Petersburg Times did an expose of the taxpayer rip-off and forced the matter into the public eye. God forbid that the potted-plant board do its homework and maintain scrutiny of the administration’s lax performance and waste of public monies. The Board colludes with the administration; it does not serve the public.

I infer that Steve Hegarty either hacked into or slipped into my Grammargrinch blog when I didn’t sign out and removed the critique I had of his writing and grammar deficiencies when he first got the job. I have this fellow spotted as a sneaky little rascal, just the sort the administration would pick to spin-doctor information and twist truth out of shape.


Below I flag errors in one of Ms. Elia’s Web lucubrations and cite the page of Prentice Hall Gold that gives the rule these errors violate.


Implementing the Joint Task Force Recommendations

By MaryEllen Elia

In an effort to keep parents, teachers comma: page 660 The tip-off that this is Steve’s writing is that this omitted comma is an affectation of newspaper writing, not Standard English writing that schools are supposed to practice and to teach students. informed of our efforts to implement the Joint Task Force on School Capacity, Funding comma, page 660 and the Planning of
Growth recommendations, in this issue of the County Council “County Council” gets italics: grammarians would consider it a newspaper, and newspaper titles warrant italics according to italics rules. Prentice Hall Gold does not have this rule. newsletter I’m going to focus on maximizing existing school capacity.
This is a painful exercise that will affect the lives of students, teachers comma, page 660 and parents in every corner of Hillsborough County.
The reality is, One can omit the subordinating conjunction “that” when it is not the subject of the subordinate clause; but the writer does not replace “that” with a comma. The Prentice Gold comma chapter gives no sanction to this superfluous comma; nor does any reputable grammar book. some schools in our county are crowded and some have empty Comma after “crowded” for the compound-sentence rule Prentice Gold --page 658.
seats. The obvious two-pronged solution to crowded schools is to build more classroom space and to make the best use of the space we have. We cannot ask the community to pay for new schools if we aren’t fully using the schools we have. We have taken the first step toward accomplishing that task. In mid-March, we announced plans to change attendance boundaries affecting 20 schools and about 1,600 students in the Town ‘N Country and Westchase areas. The parents of the uprooted students were vehement in insisting that Elia did not listen to them, that she changed hearing dates at the last minute without adequate notification. We understand and empathize with the concerns we are hearing, and we hope you understand that we have a duty to look at the big picture and do what is best for the entire school district. This kind of condescension galls the parents.

That’s not to say that we won’t listen to your views or take them into
consideration. Before the school board votes on any proposal to change school attendance boundaries Comma: introductory adverbial clause, Prentice Hall Gold-- page 663 we will hold community meetings. At those meetings, staff will present the rationale for each proposal, take public comment, and report back to me.

I will consider their reports before going forward and asking the school board to vote.

By the time you read this, we will have completed the first round of public
meetings regarding changes for the upcoming school year. I can’t predict the outcome at this time, but I assure you, another error of substituting a comma for the omitted subordinating conjunction “that” when the “that” is not the subject of the subordinate clause: See same error cited above. we are not taking any of this lightly. Prentice Gold does not discuss vague pronoun reference, but “this” is an instance of the problem. For $350,000, one does not believe unreasonable to require that that the limping punctution team of Hegarty and Elia know this writing rule. They both graduated from college. God knows how.

As I’ve said in the past, solving the school hyphen: hyphenated adjective before a noun--Prentice Hall Gold--page 706 capacity problems associated with growth and the Class Size Amendment is going to take a community effort. We will do our best to balance the needs of individual schools and families with our fiduciary responsibility to make the best use of taxpayer dollars.

We hope you will do your best to understand our position and work with us for the best of all students.

MaryEllen Elia is superintendent of Hillsborough County Public Schools.
April 2006

Before we advance to style, Ms. Elia and Le Steve must learn to punctuate. But I label this tepid template of Elia bureaucratese as bland, banal, and boring. Duplicity peeps through its graceless, insincere facade. This superintendent production is rhetorical monkey vomit.

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7. Your comments are important; they can tell us specifically what you like about our service and how we can improve our service to better serve you.

This form is nothing but flim-flam. It's a disgrace to treat citizens this way: no response to three emails. Is there nobody in school administration that can punctuate? The period goes inside the quotation marks in the message from the Department of Education on the previous page.

Thank you for your feedback. I sincerely appreciate your honest opinions and will take them into consideration as the Department provides services in the future.
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Ms. Edgecomb:


Several days ago you said you would see that the media people would correct the superintendent's punctuation errors online. This has not happened as you can see below from today's current posting that the superintendent has not corrected her biography essay's online errors.

Did you ask her to make the corrections? Do you hesitate because you are friends with the superintendent or what? You are her boss. That's a fact. If she does not listen to your in the matter of correcting her online illiteracy, what makes you think she listens to you or the Board on other matters? The administration’s holding the Board’s request in contempt is not a good sign of the Board’s effectiveness.


Please don't tell me that you have not told Ms. Elia directly to correct the errors that are an embarrassment to any one concerned with education. For a quarter of a million dollars a year, the superintendent should be able to punctuate. Since she can’t, she should sign up for an English class in the school closest to ROSSAC and take the course so that she can stop embarrassing the district.


This is the same problem that Dr. Lennard, the previous vo-tech superintendent, had. The gentleman couldn’t punctuate either. Why does the School Board keep hiring people to head the school system who can't punctuate? I noted candidates with Ph.D.s among the finalists for the job who punctuate beautifully. I would be curious to know why a School Board does not consider superintendent literacy important. If evidence of literacy in the highest school administrator is not important, what is?

I am disappointed, ma’am, that you have not persuaded the superintendent, who acts like a reluctant pupil in this matter, to amend her Web errors because the whole WWW can now see that Hillsborough County has a superintendent who can't punctuate and hence gives the message to students of not only this county but to those all over the world that literacy is not important in American education.




Biography
Bio for MaryEllen Elia

MaryEllen Elia received her B.A. degree from Daeman College and her M.Ed. degree from the University of Buffalo. In 1983, she added Masters of Professional Studies in Reading from State University of New York at Buffalo, and received certification in Educational Leadership in 1989.
MaryEllen worked as a social studies teacher in the state of New York from September 1970 through June 1986. In August 1986, she was employed by the School District of Hillsborough County in Tampa, Florida as a reading resource specialist at Plant High School. She served as the county's secondary reading supervisor from 1989 through 1991. With the advent of magnet schools in 1991, MaryEllen became the county's first magnet school supervisor. From January 1997 through September 2002, she served as Director of Non-Traditional Programs which included magnet schools as well the ESOL program, alternative schools and dropout prevention programs.

On September 4, 2002, MaryEllen was appointed to the General Director of Secondary Education, and on June 3, 2003, she was appointed the Hillsborough County School District's Chief Facilities Officer where she was responsible for all new construction for over 200 schools/educational facilities and district maintenance and custodial operations. On May 19, 2005, MaryEllen was appointed Superintendent of Schools. Her tenure began July 1, 2005.
MaryEllen is married to Albert Elia and has two children, a son Albert and a daughter Tara.
More information about Hillsborough County Public Schools is available through the District Information web page.


Ms. Gentry, below is an excerpt from an article on the Web about national drop-out rates.

I read another piece that says school systems have been slipshod in keeping records of drop-outs and have used questionable methodology in tallying the graduation rates. For instance, one practice cited was to count as graduates those who merely promised to take the GED.

The rate for Hillsborough County is supposedly 70 percent. Are those students who actually crossed the stage and received their diplomas from school officials, or are there other ways that Hillsborough County counts students as graduates?


In other words, what is the methodology used to count graduates? Who sets it? Do you have a policy statement on it? Is it broken down ethnically? In Hillsborough County, is the breakdown by schools etc. ? Are there loopholes that allow students to be counted as graduates if they don't actually get their diplomas on stage?

What department handles this graduation count? Give me the data you have on calculation of graduation rates for Hillsborough County, please, that answers the above questions.

What does it mean when 7,000 students are dropping out of school every day? Here are some of our favorite responses that we didn't get to read on air:


· The dumbing down of America is in full swing. Destruction of our public school system is essential in creating a low-wage underclass. An educated populous capable of critical analysis, independent thought and mental acuity wouldn't tolerate what we have for government in this country today.-- Steve, Charlotte, North Carolina

· How would you like to sit all day in a classroom learning things you're not interested in and will never use? Kids are no different than us. They have the basics by 4th grade, then give them computers and help them pursue their own creativity.-- Elaine, Cleveland, Ohio

· This scale of attrition points in only one direction: the United States is quickly becoming a third-world nation and will soon drop out of super power status. If the schools can teach anything at all, Chinese might be in order.-- Gypsy




District 2 School Board Race

Gentle Reader:

Below I append letter to the president of the Athena Society. Candy Olson—and Ms. Edgecomb—are members. The late Nancy Ford, a South Tampa woman, formed this group about 35 years ago. I became acquainted with Nancy when she met me at the airport when I arrived from New York City with my four children and old cat to settle in the house we had bought in Beach Park. My husband’s company had transferred him here. Nancy presented me with the Gasparilla cook book as a new-family welcome present from the bank at which she worked.

Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act had recently passed, and the lummoxes who ran the bank figured they ought to get a woman in upper management to look as if the bank were in compliance with the equal opportunity law’s provisions, so they hired Nancy. The fellows couldn’t figure out what to do with a woman, so they made her a vice president who passed out cook books to the families of executives moving to Tampa, hence Nancy’s showing up at the airport to greet me, our children, and our old cat, Twink.

Nancy wanted to be involved in women’s rights, but she shrank back from the real women’s movement as not coincident with her assumptions of ladylike refinement and social elevation. (I founded Tampa NOW, the blood-and-guts women’s movement shortly after I moved to Tampa.) Athena’s purported purpose was to advance women’s rights, especially the Equal Rights Amendment that was then going through the ratification process. It never achieved ratification, of course.

Athena didn’t do much to help ERA ratification, which involved taking to the streets, because Athena’s policy was to admit only women who would not make unladylike waves. These I refer to as indigenous Aunt Toms by habit and temperament. My God, they are everywhere in every era. They joined the male sexists in calling Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony “hyenas in petticoats.” Most of these local Aunt Toms who transitioned to Nancy’s Athena had emerged from the Junior League, one infers, where they rolled bandages, did other prissy ladies’ stuff, and were contentedly junior to men. I suspect that second-banana status explains the Junior League's name. Real women’s rights work says goodbye to all that and to hell with anybody who objects to women’s equality. Just lock and load and full steam ahead are bona-fide women’s rights attitude.

Nancy’s group gingerly undertook the impossible chore of co-opting the women’s rights revolution into a Bay Area nicey-nicey parochial outfit that was too insecure to be anything but conformist snobs. The mix is impossible.

Nancy asked me to speak to Athena on the ERA shortly after the organization formed. I was teaching then and looked like the poor teacher that I was when I spoke. True, I was a college professor, but one of those doesn’t make much more than a beginning teacher in the Hillsborough County school system. So I wore my usual Sears Roebuck and Walmart couture and shoes not made in Italy and not made of leather. I got the impression that the Athena members were pricing out my outfit instead of listening to my comments on how to pass the ERA.

This plan for a society-matron crossover to the tough work of women’s right hasn’t worked for Athena because women’s rights revolution is a radically democratic movement in which snobs get laughed at. A woman has to be confident and indifferent to the disapproval of up-tight society to dare do women’s-right’s real work, which dictates fighting on different levels and ignoring the prim rules that have heretofore controlled women. But the terror of looking unladylike and historical ignorance of the struggle for women’s suffrage so imbued Athena members that they couldn’t gird up their loins to make the cut for the rough work of hacking away at sexism to get women equal status in our society. I infer the Athena Society has dwindled and over the years to a ladies-who-lunch outfit since Nancy’s death, but I keep hoping some of the younger members will rise up and reorient the outfit to doing something that its charter cites: advancing women’s rights.

If you can’t shuck that ladylike, nose-in-the-air pose, you can’t be a feminist. You will find the environs inhospitable to you. You have to be willing to get down in the trenches or mount the ramparts of rebellion and shout, “Hell, no, we won’t take it any more!”

Athena sprang from the head of Jove and was goddess of war, so Athena is the wrong symbol for this supine Bay Area outfit. The reason classical Greeks chose Athena as patron goddess of Athens instead of her competition male gods is that she was a fighter and didn’t dither about her social status. She knew she was first class. Athena’s giant effigy dominated the ancient Parthenon and should have done for she was grand and intrepid. Kitty-Kat La Foo Foo with a pink bow around her neck and whiskers dyed purple would represent a more symbolic fit for Athena Society minions.

Never despairing completely about women’s capacity to rise up and act, I thought I would tap into any latent feminist feelings that might exist in the group and recently wrote the current Athena president, one Linda Devine, the below letter about women’s right to chose’s being endangered in Florida since both Crist and Gallagher say they want to pass a law like that in North Dakota that makes women’s abortion rights illegal.

La Linda did not have the courtesy to answer. My Georgia mother-- who practiced a brand of Southern exclusivity indigenous to Georgia women, who know how to can peaches (they call it “putting up” peaches), make field peas with fatback, conjure home-made biscuits, and quell any socially insecure snoots who cross their paths with a flick of the wrist-- would have said La Linda was raised in a barn and probably didn’t come from a “good” family if one of my genealogy-nut aunts laid bare the poor wretch’s genealogy forensics,

The previous introduction leads into comment on one Athena member’s just-announced run for the School Board. La Candy Olson will compete again for the umpteenth time for District 2, South Tampa’s district. She emerges from the tradition of the society matron’s tiring of rolling bandages in the Junior League, looking about for something to fill her empty hours, and discovering dabbling in politics. The School Board is home to these types. In fact, in many communities school-board volunteerism exists as community service and performed gratis.
La Candy represents incumbent political dabbler who has occupied her seat so long that she is stuck to the chair on the School Board podium, from which she gazes out at the cameras with the fixed stare of complacency that assures the viewer that she is not going to do one damn thing except sit as a ceremonial potted-plant on her considerable –in Candy’s case— potted-plant ass.

Being a ceremonial School Board member, not doing anything but simply sitting in the seat of power, is all that La Candy cares about. Hence, when one of her current two opponents asked her a couple of years ago as his Board representative to help him diminish the savaging of gay students in the schools, where he had been, first, a teacher and now a library media specialist, La Candy told him through a third party that abating gay students’ agonies must wait for another election cycle for her to address the problem. In other words, Candy’s perpetual seat on the board was the important datum for her. She declined to rock the boat and risk her incumbency and to hell with suffering gay kids in the school system.

This fellow, Bart Birdsall, decided to run for Candy’s seat when the school Professional Standards Abu Gharib department tried to frame him at the behest of Ms. Elia after Birdsall had participated in the gay protest of Ronda Storms’s shutting down gays’ First Amendment rights in the public library. Ms. Elia, apparently helping Ms. Bean’s gay library director, Joe Stines, local Roy Cohen, get back at Birdsall for criticizing Stines’s enthusiastic participation in trashing the Constitutional rights of gays. Terrorizing school employees who dare let out a peep of protest to administration oppression by threatening their jobs constitutes administration SOP. The administration also doesn't like publicity, and Birdsall had offended against that prejudice as well. Publicity draws the public's attention to the Board and adminisistration's ripping off the taxpayer with bloated administrative salaries and incompetence such as the recent real-estate scam unearthed by the St. Petersburg Times's vigilance, not the School Board's.

The administration with a complicit School Board had come to the wrong lemonade stand with Birdsall. Using the same venerable Gestapo tactics that the administration has perfected to shut people up by threatening their jobs for decades, Elia et al expected to quell Birdsall. But, lo, Birdsall fought back, and one of his final rejection-of-abuse tactics was to run for the School Board in his District 2 because he believed the schools needed the reform of an active Board member interested in teachers’ and students’ rights for a change, not a Board member like La Olson, who rubberstamps everything the administration puts under her potted-plant nose whilst she stares into the camera.

A third contender has entered the race named Logan. Logan has not graduated from high school yet. I love this kid. I wish I could live long enough to see what he does with his life. His daring at this age shows great promise. Napoleon came from a provincial outback too. Let us pray for Logan and wish the lad godspeed.

Now faites attention, all you gauche plebeians. La Candy has sent out a campaign kick-off soiree announcement that says a political high tea will take place at some faux flossy venue and that—now get this—will feature d’oeuvres provided from Mise en Place. Well, la de da. Isn’t that an appropriate gesture from a wanna-be polyester aristocracy dingdong to let the unwashed voters know that she has deigned to sit as a potted plant for yet another term, stare into the camera, and do nothing for teachers, students, or schools in general but continue, instead, to rubberstamp administration buddy job hiring and raises for already bloated administrative salaries till the sun sinks into the east over Tampa Bay?

I would love to hear what my Jeff-Davis-County, Georgia, mother would comment on the Mise en Place touted gourmet grub for the launch of a School Board race. Mama could be devastatingly cruel about social pretensions of carpet baggers—Ms. Olson’s official status since she’s not a local but comes from the North, which waged the War of Oppression on us Southerners.

From my citizen’s observation post, here’s La Candy track record in her Board tenure besides turning back any efforts to help gay children avoid savaging in the schools:

1. La Candy recently joined other Board members in raising their own salaries to that of veteran-teacher level with a master’s degree for Board members’ attending two meetings a month compared to the teacher’s working full time. When I approached her and Dr. Lamb at Tiger Bay to tell them that this greedy gesture offended me as a citizen, La Candy joined Dr. Lamb is spitting out Exorcist style that they were offended that I, a mere citizen, had the effrontery to mention their greed to them despite the First Amendment's saying a citizen has a right to tell public officials what is on his or her mind for redress of grievances. Dr. Lamb and La Candy sneer at the First Amendment, although they took an oath of office to defend it. They endorse, instead, their ersatz regal status, which the Constitution does not endorse, and are impervious to voter input. Next, they will stake out condos on Mt. Olympus.

2. La Candy doesn’t answer citizen emails; she spams them from an undisclosed ROSSAC location. She doesn’t want to hear from constituents with questions and suggestions or problems. Below is Candy's brush-off of citizen input. Note that she does not say to get back to her if you don't get the answer you need from the electronic squawk boxes. She does not care if you get your data or not. District 2 needs a member who cares about citizen concerns. Candy is not that person. I once heard her at Tiger Bay joke that she could not remember her district's designation. Maybe that comment was not a joke but a Freudian slip.
Thank you for your email. This is an automated response. Your concerns will be referred to the appropriate school or district personnel for reply. If this is a school-based issue, please make sure that you have contacted the school principal or the area director. For general information about district policy or guidelines, you may visit our website at www.sdhc.k12.fl.us. Thank you.All correspondences including email sent to School Board members or School District staff are considered public records per Fl. Statute 119.


3. La Candy looks the other way when Linda Kipley—former home-ec teacher-- of the Professional Standards Cell Block tortures teachers and consents by her silence to this mistreatment of teachers, not even providing teachers with a manual of their rights when they enter the Professional Standards gauntlet for punishment.




4. An observer saw Candy at a Board meeting be dismissive of students when they appeared before the panel.

5. Olson rubberstamps board and favorite hiring that violates Title VII.

6. La Candy doesn't do her homework and lets outrages like the real-estate scam slide past her lazy ignorance.

And now we have notice from La Candirina that she will announce her campaign at a snoot reception with food provided from Mise en Place. La sucrerie est un imbécile pour sûr mes amis. Je vous assure.

Either Bart or the kid Logan would be infinitely preferable to this “public” servant who thinks the public is her servant and who cares not a whit about students, teachers, or schools as long as she can occupy the dais in potted-plant splendor, say inane things when pressed for comment, and stare into the camera that the Board shut down in the past during citizen question time because it was jealous of possible opponents’ using it to advance their candidacy.

For the good of the schools, Candy should go back to rolling bandages.

lee drury decesare

former teacher, union president, and education critic


Linda Devine, President Athena Society
P.O. Box 19813
Tampa, FL 33679
March 10, 2006

Ms. Devine:

I found your name and address online.

Reading in The New York Times this morning about the vote to ban all abortions in South Dakota catalyzed my belief that I should write to a community woman’s organization to act in the Bay Area to protect women’s right to choose.

My mind alit on the memory of the late Nancy Ford, one of your founding mothers.

I met Nancy at the airport forty years ago. She was ambassador for a local bank and greeted me, my four children, and our old sedated cat by placing a Gasparilla cookbook in my hands. We had picked a house to buy from pictures in a realtor’s book in Beach Park close to my husband’s office and close to my HCC teaching job. Nancy knew the neighborhood thoroughly and gave excellent advice in addition to the cookbook.

Typical of the thinking of that time of women’s struggle toward equality was Nancy’s passing out cook books to relocating families because the male Neanderthals of the banking world had learned that there was such a thing as Title VII that required non-discrimination in hiring; hence they hired Nancy and then didn’t know what to do with their first woman vp. Cooking and women have deep embedment in male reptilian brain, so they assigned Nancy the vice-presidential job of passing out cookbooks.

I founded Tampa NOW shortly after moving to Tampa. Women were in the midst of the fight for the ERA then, and I had come from picketing in NYC with Freidan and Steinem for the ERA and wanted to continue the work in the Bay Area. Nancy knew she wanted to work for the ERA but shrank from the radical women’s movement. We radical women are progeny of Alice Paul, who chained herself to the White House gate to embarrass President Wilson into supporting suffrage more vigorously during WWI.

President Wilson threw Paul in jail, force-fed her, and tried to get the prison doctor to declare her insane and ripe for commitment to an institution to shut up her effective protests. That wonderful doctor examined Ms. Paul and reported thusly to the president: “Ms. Paul is not insane. Women who show courage are often accused of being crazy.” I love that fellow and blow his memory kisses back over the years that have elapsed since for that brave, gallant statement. That’s what I call a real man not sweating out performance anxiety. My mother voted in Georgia for the first time since she then was twenty-one.

Since Nancy was not the chaining-oneself-to-a-fence type, she formed Athena. Y’all are the ladylike arm of the women’s movement and the exact group who can serve or daughters and granddaughters now with your polished persona.

I met a vile young man running for the state House of Representatives yesterday at the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce. He told me with smiling effrontery that he did not believe in abortion period and, in effect, had Martin Luther’s attitude toward women. You will recall that old sexist fart said, “Women were born to suffer in pregnancy; so let them.” Of course, this belief had no practical results for the prospective legislature—or Martin Luther. He can’t get pregnant no matter how much he larks about in Tallahassee after hours. The matter is theoretical for him, not blood-and-guts real as it is for women. As the late Flo Kennedy said, abortion would be a sacrament if men got pregnant. I asked him if he would be a part of the effort in Tallahassee to replicate South Dakota’s total ban of abortion. He said he would. I could have boxed his ears.

History will judge ill the women of this generation if we sit by and do nothing to combat the misogyny of the total abortion ban that the radical right wants to impose of the young women of this nation despite the majority of the country’s wanting to keep abortion legal. I don’t want my three granddaughters or my seven grandsons’ wives and girlfriends to have to go to back-alley abortions again as the women of my generation had to do. So I will do all I can to combat the creeping ban on abortion in our country.

Athena is the perfect group to host a women’s-organizations colloquy with prospective legislators—local and national candidates—to discuss their legislative plans for choice if they win office. Women’s right to choose is something the candidates need to go on record about before they enter office because after they win office, they become imperial and won’t give a voter the time of day.

So review this suggestion with your board and members; then pray devise a way to implement it in the Bay Area. The candidates must state their positions on choice and answer questions from real women in real time about those positions. Then Bay-Area women can cast their votes with eyes wide open on the issue that trumps all others for the sex who bears the world’s young: the right to control their own bodies.

The radical women’s movement can’t protect choice on its own without other women’s troubling themselves about this fundamental problem for women: All women must address it, or all women lose it.

I know that Nancy’s benign spirit will be shining down on the progeny in Athena, the goddess of wisdom, who told Odysseus what to do. Nancy’s spirit, I am sure, will bless Athena’s leading this timely project for womankind.

Sincerely,

lee drury de cesare
15316 Gulf Boulevard 802
Madeira Beach, FL 33708
tdecesar@tampabay.rr.com
727-398-4142

Tuesday, June 20, 2006


Gentle Reader:

This morning whilst drinking coffee after breakfast, I worked for the glory of The Minions of the Light.

I sent my letter to the Committee of 100 Florida business Pooh-bahs to all members of the Florida Senate.

Then I waded into the superintendents' tangle of web pages and sent the letter to as many as energy would allow me. I believe the Florida education community should know about the illiteracy and skullduggery afoot in the Hillsborough County school system.

I noted that many of the school superintendents hire themselves out as consultants after they had bummed around the superintendent gravy train and retired. In superintendent role on the metastasized superintendent and school Pooh-bah networks (Dr. Jack Lamb is president of one of these many organizations), there is much gadding about to spiffy hotels, where the superintendents, Board members, and the administrative minions occupy pricey rooms and attend banquets at taxpayer expense on so-called education business. There is, it appears, much feeding at the public trough by the superintendent swells.

Then comes the retired-superintendent consultant hustle. I know how this works because I saw it up close at HCC. Community college presidents recommend each other for consultant jobs at each other's colleges for astronomical fees in a you-scratch-my-back-I-scratch-yours buddy protocol. The pay for these pseudo consulting gigs comes out of tax money that should go to the schools instead of into the pockets of the bloated-salaried eminences of this education-racket hustle. Hillsborough County Board and administration are doubtless adepts at this game,

I will tackle the House emails anon, sending each member a copy of my Committee of 100 letter. I imagine that what happens is that legislative aids skim it and say to their bosses, “Did you know that the Hillsborough County superintendent gets a quarter of a million dollars a year and can’t punctuate? And there’s a fellow right beneath her whose name is Hamilton gets $132,000 a year and doesn’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re.’” So this woman in the Bay Area wants the state to have administrator language tests like Massachusetts does. Massachusetts has the highest rating of schools in the country.”

“And she’s writing to that flossy Committee of 100 proselytizing this idea?” asks the solon if he knows the word “proselytize.”

“Yep,” says the intern. “Do you think it’s a good idea to require that school administrators be literate?”

“You know, I never thought of it before, but I will if those business fellows insist on administrative literacy. They are the ones that put us in office, so we have to listen to their money.”
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Ms. Edgecomb: Thank God there is an English teacher on the Board. Please be alert to this problem. Illiterate communications make the Board look bad. And if you tolerate it, you are bad. Illiterate Web pages are also diagnostic of what is wrong with the C- and D-student administration the Board has allowed to assemble over the years.

I heard Mr. Davis went into this top computer job with no computer training. One can never get solid information from the PR office, so he or she must deal with rumor and apocrypha.

Good lord, if that's true, no wonder the computer system is having another breakdown in delivering teacher pay. When will the School Board start insisting that professionals get such jobs instead of incompetent buddies? I doubt the administration advertised Mr. Davis's job. I bet only minimum-wage jobs get advertised. Others get passed from buddy to buddy.

I wrote Mr. Davis asking about his training and salary. He didn't answer. Courtesy to taxpayers that pay salaries of all the school system employees would also be an advance. Literacy comes first , but fair employment practices and courtesy to taxpaying people come second.

I hold you directly accountable for fair employment practices, Ms. Edgecomb. Your minority status makes that responsibility yours. Hispanic Susan Valdez should act as your eager lieutenant. History will judge you and Susan ill if you two fail it. Don't be collaborators. Don't count on the Anglos. They are part of the problem. They've nailed down all the good spots in life and want to keep it that way.

I wrote Mr. Winn's office for his academic degrees. He has a gauzy web site with platitudes that hide his credentials, such as they probably are. The education system in Florida is rife with the sort of incestuous structure of incompetents that Hillsborough County suffers. If a determined Board committed education instead of going along to get along cleans it up, then the result will be a challenge and model for the rest of the state.

Cleaning up starts at the top. It always has. It always will.



lee drury de cesare
----- Original Message -----
From: Doretha Edgecomb
To: lee
Cc: Jack Davis
Sent: Tuesday, June 20, 2006 12:36 PM
Subject: Re: Suggestion to Council of 100


Ms. DeCesar,
Below is a copy of the email I sent to Jack Davis after receiving your email regarding Mrs. Elia's biography on our website. Jack is the Chief Officer for Information and Technology and his staff is responsible for the webpage.

Jack,
I have forwarded you a copy of Ms. DeCesar's email regarding punctuation errors on Mrs. Elia's website. I think it is important that any grammatical error are corrected. We are a district of high standards and we take pride in want we do and we want to reflect those values in everything associated with us. Please have someone on your staff review the website and make the necessary edits.
Thank you for your assistance.

Doretha W. Edgecomb
School Board Member
District 5
Hillsborough County Public Schools

All correspondences including email sent to School Board members or School District staff are considered public records, per Florida Statute 119.

A Teacher Comments on the "Raise" Flim-flam

Lee,
I hear through the grapevine that teachers will get a 6% raise and if we agree to work another 20 or so minutes to go from a 7.35 hour day to an 8 hour day, we get another 4% raise totalling 10%.

Now at the end of the year Elia promised or implied that teachers will receive the biggest raise in years during a webstreaming session on the internet. However, 6% is not the largest we have seen in years, and adding another 4% and giving us more time is NOT a true raise.

I don't want to work MORE time. A true raise is a raise without stipulations. Once again, teachers get the shaft. I feel her big talk is smoke and mirrors.

CastingRoomCouch's Question: When the bloated raises go into the administration paychecks, do they have stipulations?



Letter to Council of 100 from Casting-Room Couch



400 N. Ashley Drive
Suite 1775
Tampa, Florida 33602

June 20, 2006


Dear Ms. Pareigis, Executive Director Florida Council of 100:


I taught college English for twenty-eight years before retiring.

The students who entered freshman English from Hillsborough County schools were poorly trained in language. I had to teach them grammar and punctuation, how to write a paragraph, and how to write an essay before I could lecture to them on Hamlet and Yeats.

I heard during my teaching career that business leaders complained that they did not get high school or even college graduates as candidates for employment who could write at an acceptable level of literacy. So I infer the Florida Council of 100 is interested in this problem because it affects the quality of employees its members get.

The last two superintendents of Hillsborough County schools—Dr. Lennard and Ms. Elia-- have illiteracy problems themselves that showed up on their official Web page. They did not know basic punctuation. Their style was dreadful too, but the remedial-English punctuation and grammar errors were primary.

If you access Ms. Elia’s Web page (http://www.sdhc.k12.fl.us/superintendent/), you will find these errors although I pointed them out to her some time ago and told her how to correct them. But she and the Board have so little regard for their promise to make our children literate that they sneer at taxpayers who pay their salaries and don’t feel the need for the superintendent’s Web page to demonstrate basic literacy, although she makes a quarter of a million tax dollars a year to insure that high school graduates are literate. The Board and administration think their power inoculates them from the obligation to be literate themselves although they head our school system.

This contempt for taxpayers who pay their administrative bloated salaries and who complain about this embarrassing Web illiteracy display of the overpaid superintendent involuntary tax outlay is offensive to citizens and toxic to children who attend these schools. A superintendent with a louche attitude about her own punctuation deficiencies is not likely to emphasize literacy for the students in her care.

I infer the deficient Florida FCAT scores according to the Federal government’s guidelines demonstrate this problem of reality and spin. Florida’s spinning itself passing grades despite the reality of the Federal government’s award of failing grades does not change the fact that Florida has flunked the Federal government’s standards. The deficiency in the quality of the administrative hierarchy's basic literacy is a major factor in this situation. They resort to social promotion and spin to paper over any difficulty, the students’ or theirs.

The Hillsborough County School Board allows this situation to continue. On the stump, they yammer about quality education; but on the job after election, they lose all interest in fulfilling campaign promises.

I reviewed the finalist files for the administration job Ms. Elia just captured and inferred that the Board colludes with the system of hiring the pre-picked administrative cabal's inside candidate despite lack of credentials. The Board passed over better-qualified applicants and hired Ms. Elia despite her not having a Ph.D., having reduced the terminal degree requirement to a master’s because that is what she had.

Ms. Elia’s business background was less impressive than her academic credentials. Her previous job turns out to have been head of the Hillsborough County department about which the St. Petersburg Times wrote an expose. This expose laid out the real-estate scams' costing taxpayers thousands of dollars that went on during Ms. Elia’s watch. Ms. Elia said she didn't know about the problem going on under her nose. The Board did not do its homework and head the problem off.

One infers that Ms. Elia’s trump qualification in becoming superintendent was that she was the insider picked and promoted by the insidious insider administration cabal that holds power over the employment jobs program and contract awards. A supine Board accedes to administration dictat in all decisions. Dr. Lennard was the inside candidate before Ms. Elia. The ad for the superintendent job that picked him cited the highly irregular qualification of vo tech experience because that area happened to have been Dr. Lennard’s area of concentration. One doubts that any other ad in the history of superintendent ads cited vo tech bona fides because the field has such a fragile connection with scholarship.

Massachusetts is Number One in the nation’s schools. One contribution to this fact is that the Massachusetts state legislature passed a law that says that school administrators must pass the same language test as teachers do. This is a smart move on the Massachusetts legislature’s part because a person’s skill with language equates to his or her intelligence. Goodness knows it would be an improvement to have some smart people in the Hillsborough County administration for a change.

I suspect that barrier language test that Massachusetts requires of administrators would reveal Ms. Elia’s language deficiencies and that of her second in command and reputed mentor, Dr. James Hamilton, whose writing testifies that he does not know the difference between the homophones “your” and “you’re.” He draws $132,000 a year plus perquisites despite his bewilderment about homophones that students must master in 9th-grade English.

I have attempted to interest local legislators in passing the same bill for administrative literacy as that of Massachusetts. They have shown no enthusiasm for it despite going up and down the state proclaiming Florida has a “world-class” school system. I challenged the former Senate president on that statement at Suncoast Tiger Bay, asking him to cite data to support this claim. He couldn’t.

This literacy test for administrators will not solve all literacy problems that business owners complain about in prospective employees, but it would signal a step forward. Excellence at the top in schools would foster excellence throughout the schools. Ms. Elia is not excellent; neither is Dr. Hamilton, to name just two. They are not interested in academic merit in students except as an aid to their persistence in power. They are devoted to anything that helps them hang on to power and that suckers the Board into maintaining them.

Another issue business leaders should interest themselves in for the sake of the quality of employees state schools produce is that our teachers get wretched pay—Florida is 29th in the nation. Such pay means teaching does not attract the best students. That means the best teachers often migrate to other states—Georgia and Alabama, for instance, in which legislatures have boosted teacher pay. Both pay their teachers considerably better than Florida does: Georgia is 16th in the national rankings and attracts Florida teachers over the state line as a result.

Florida needs 15,000 teachers now and doesn’t know where it will get them. It does not need 15,000 administrators, for administrative jobs get Dempsey dumpsters of applications because the pay is exorbitant. The nation-wide administrative cartel has woven a network of bloated pay for administrators that candidates cite as the going rate to justify their own exorbitant demands in a cycle of scam pay scales.

If the schools are serious about getting the requisite number of qualified teachers, they would raise teacher pay and pay no administrator more than four times the basic pay for teachers. I predict this move toward pay sanity would yield some highly qualified candidates interested in education, not absorbed in ripping off taxpayers with exorbitant pay demands and controlling tax dollars to perpetuate their power.

The widely disparate pay scales are one significant source of teachers’ low morale. Teachers see intellectually feeble people run the schools with louche incompetence tolerated by a collusive School Board yet get bloated pay compared to that of the teachers.

The legislature must curb the budget power of the local school administrations such as Hillsborough County’s, which academic weaklings fill. Without checks, these greedy people will skim more money for their own bloated salaries off the top before the students, teachers, or the rest of the education family gets a dime. And the Board rubberstamps the rip-off and gets in on the action by raising, as Hillsborough County's has done, its pay for two Board meetings a month past that of a veteran teacher with three master's degrees.

The Council of 100 has considerable power with the legislature in Tallahassee. It could interest our lawmakers in measures of benign influence on the schools: 1. require literacy examinations for administrators; 2. put curbs on the spending of school budgets so that the administrations are not able to further bloat their salaries at the expense of teacher salaries by making the top administrative salary no more than four or even three times that of the lowest-paid teacher; 3. engage in efforts such as those of Georgia and Alabama to boost teacher salaries statewide.

The illiteracy situation in the top administration of Hillsborough County schools will show below in a system-wide email by Dr. James Hamilton and Superintendent MaryEllen Elia’s online biography with my corrections to both.



Sincerely,



Lee Drury De Cesare

15316 Gulf Boulevard 802

Madeira Beach, FL 33708







To: All Principals and Site Managers
Cap’in, Cap’in, and can you hear me?

The slurred-pronunciation of "Captain" should be "Cap'n," not "Cap'in."


I can hear you Mr. Scott, but I can’t see you, touch you and feel you!



Dr. Hamilton shows ignorant of quotation-marks protocol for quoted material.


A comma follows the first "you" for direct address; a comma follows second "you" for items in a series.


Cap’in, Cap’in, I think it’s the dilithium crystals! I just can’t get ‘er to give me more power!

"Cap'n," not "Cap'in"


Well Scotty, where am I?

Comma after "Well" for mild interjection


Cap’in I think that you’re molecules are spread across the universe, ‘cause the transporter is jammed!

"Cap'in" should be "Cap'n." "Your" should replace "you're," which is contraction for "you are." Mr. Star-Trek-Scott-Hamilton hasn't mastered homophones. Mixing up "your" and "you're" is not acceptable in a windbag to whom taxpayers fork over $132,000 annually in a system so corrupt that the bloated pay for this egomaniacal illiterate would hire more than four teachers who can spell and punctuate. The comma after "universe" cuts off a restrictive trailing adverbial dependent clause.

Well Scotty, I’ve got an important message to get to all of the principals and site managers, so put down that bottle, and stoke those engines and get me back in one piece so I can get it out by the end of the day!!!!!!!!

Comma follows "well": mild interjection. No comma after "bottle": don't separate a compound verb with a comma. Only very young children, comic books, and grown-ups stuck in arrested development use plethora of exclamation points as does Dr. Hamilton.

Compare the complaint against and punishment of Birdsall for posting on the department bulletin board material that is appropriate for a bulletin board with the previous vulgar, illiterate email sent round the email system by Dr. James Hamilton to show what he believes himself to be super-sophisticate on the cutting edge of Saturday Night Live when he, instead, ranks a wild-and-crazy flatulent fop trying to look cool but coming off as a jerk.

I have filed two complaints against this specimen with La Kipley of the Baby Shower Caper, but the Abu Gharib torture aficionado has answered neither although she assured the Board that she had the obligation to do so in all complaints. This is the double standard on display: one for the little people; another for the big people, especially those with hypertrophied and ill-placed regard for their importance such as Le Hamilton.

lee drury de cesare, Chief Expostulator of The Casting-Room Couch Blog
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From: James Hamilton

To: The Entire School System on School Computers Supposed to Be Used for Serious School Business, not Vulgar Displays of Illiterate Vanity by the Second in Command with a Salary of $132,000 to Play on Taxpayer Time.


Subject: Back in Margaritaville
To: AutoOpeners

Well fans I am happy to report that the Ca'pin has survived the failure of the Dilithium crystals. While atomized across the vast reaches of space between Margaritaville and the Starship Enterprise I encountered two Klingon birds of prey lying in wait in cloaking devices. I even had a photon torpedo fly through my parts while I was waiting for Mr. Scott to reassemble my parts.

Commas should enclose "fans" for direct address. "Ca'pin" should be "Cap'n" for elision of letters. A comma goes after "Enterprise": introductory adverbial clause. "Even" is a misplaced modifier: it goes before "a photon."

They are now reassembled and I have landed in Margaritaville again. While on my way over to Louie's Backyard, I thought it would be helpful if we took a brief moment to return to Lawson Land and remember that we have more of our hard working people getting paid tomorrow, and some will need help understanding their check.

Comma goes after "reassembled": compound sentence. "It" lacks antecedent. Dr. Hamilton should hyphenate "hard working": two words before a noun acting as a single adjective. "People" should be "people's": possessive before the gerund.

And don't tell them it's them SO and SOs downtown because my phasers are not on stun, Mr. Spock. v:shapes="_x0000_i1029">

"Them" should be "those." "Them" is a solecism of such gaucherie that it places the author in the pits of illiteracy. "SO and SOs" Should be "so-and-sos": the word is a hyphenated compound that does not get capitals.
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MaryEllen Elia's Online Biography

On September 4, 2002, MaryEllen was appointed to the General Director of Secondary Education, and on June 3, 2003, she was appointed the Hillsborough County School District's Chief Facilities Officer where she was responsible for all new construction for over 200 schools/educational facilities and district maintenance and custodial operations.

Put a comma after "Officer": the "where' clause is a nonrestrictive adjectival clause.

On May 19, 2005, MaryEllen was appointed Superintendent of Schools. Her tenure began July 1, 2005.

MaryEllen is married to Albert Elia and has two children, a son Albert and a daughter Tara.

Commas should enclose “Albert” and “Tara” as non-restrictive appositives since they are sole son and daughter according to the biography.
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With compound adjectives before a noun, hyphens rank standard: magnet hyphen school supervisor; reading hyphen resource specialist. These hyphens mark two words before a noun acting as a single adjective.

Style: 18 percent of the verbs are passive. English teachers plead with students to avoid flabby passive verbs. They vitiate rhetorical force.

You suffer from the Number One style error: wordiness: “With the advent of magnet schools in 199...”: pompous wordiness. Substitute “In 1991, MaryEllen Elia became..." Third-person pomp: e.g, “MaryEllen earned a Nobel Laureate in 1981 for wondrous deeds in the reading lab.” I submit we commoners should surrender royal third person to the English queen and refer to ourselves in unpretentious first person.


Your punctuation is not as bad as that of your predecessor, Dr. Earl the Pearl Lennard—few’s punctuation could be. But your performance shows why I work for basic-English tests for administrators like those teachers must pass before marginally literate administrators begin drawing their bloated salaries while teachers get pittances.

Lee Drury De Cesare

15316 Gulf Boulevard 802

Madeira Beach, FL 33708





















Friday, June 16, 2006

Illiteracy, Illiteracy, Nothing but Illiteracy


lee drury de cesare
15316 Gulf Boulevard 802
Madeira Beach, FL 33708


All correspondence including email sent to School Board members or School District staff are considered public records, per Florida Statute 119


This grammar-punctuation disaster adorns the first page of the district’s web site. It contains a subject-verb agreement error, three comma errors, and no end punctuation. The passive verb is wretched style.

Revision:

The Board considers all correspondence, including email to Board members or School District staff, to be public records per Florida statute 119.

The problem with this public-records invocation is that the Board assures the public of access to data, yet its official spin doctor, Le Steve Grammar-Punctuation-Challenged Heggarty, engages in stalling, cover-up, flim-flam, and, in Governor Dean’s immortal words on Hardball, hide-the-salami tactics to keep the public from access to public records.

The public deserves better grammar/punctuation and less hog-wash from School Board public servants and administrative public parasites.

Lee drury de cesare
15316 Gulf Boulevard 802
Madeira Beach, FL 33708

See
http://www.leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com/ for more commentary on the School Board and the administration.


lee drury de cesare
15316 Gulf Boulevard 802
Madeira Beach, FL 33708


See
http://www.leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com/ for more commentary on the School Board and the administration. Gentlepeople of the Hillsborough County School Board:

One sees that Ms. Elia's web page biography still contains punctuation errors that would shame a remedial-English student. Doesn't the Board feel responsibility to have the overpaid, punctuation-illiterate superintendent purge the errors? I told the superintendent how to do so. I taught college English for twenty-eight years and am qualified to identify and correct punctuation errors. She presided over the real-estate scam that the Board overlooked.

La Elia apparently pouts and continues the affront to literacy on her Web page even after I published the corrections. This World Wide Web Hillsborough County illiteracy reflects on the Board and shall feature as a campaign issue when next you Board members face us voters. If you think it's in the interest of education to hire and pay a superintendent a quarter of a million dollars a year who can't punctuate and who can't manage the real-estate business in her bailiwick without ripping off the public before she got the superintendent job, then voters need to hear that explanation from you all on the stump.

The Board made the decision to choose the least qualified candidate for this important job of superintendent. The pay of a quarter of a million dollars of tax money that this punctuation-challenged worst-choice-real-estate-scam-colluding superintendent candidate gets demands at a minimum her being able to punctuate at the level that the diplomas of the graduating students purport to guarantee.

This embarrassing affliction added to La Elia's disastrous supervision of the real-estate-scam-ridden building department that constituted her putative recommendation for the job should make this Board ashamed of its round-heels' playing into the hands of the in-house power cabal of thugs determined to hang on to the the clout that control of the tax-supplied budget stash gives its members to inflate their own salaries; to act as patronage chiefs in doling out contracts; and to awarding jobs to buddies, paramours, and no-talent hangers-on without honoring the Board's promise and Title VII legal duty for equal-opportunity hiring.

I suggest hiring bias reflects poorly on the School Board minority members, Valdez and Ethridge. They should be resistant to discrimination. Instead, they have joined the Anglo potted plants in collusion with unfair, illegal hiring practices.

This superintendent cabal runs a racket that you Board members collude with by your not doing your homework and by your sitting on the Board like potted plants, not as engaged public servants who guard students', teachers', and the taxpaying community's interest in education.

You Board drones don't ask the administration tough questions; you simply go along with its agenda. You do not honor the promise to the public that you made in running for the Board that you will protect its interests. You are too lazy or too deficient in courage to do so. The public and the students deserve better.

Board stalwarts: What about ordering the superintendent to purge her web page of punctuation errors? Is web-page literacy too much to ask of a school superintendent when a taxpayer gave her the answers to the test? La Elia's illiteracy disgraces the Board and makes you on that putative governing body look like collusive patsies who don't give a fig for the high purpose of education. Those Web superintendent basic-punctuation errors mock any claim from the Board or administration about its commitment to literacy.

Board members: Keep in mind that you are La Elia's bosses; she is not your boss. Act your part. Recall Shakespeare's words: "There is a tide in the affairs of men [add "women"] which, taken at the flood/Leads on to greatness. Omitted, all the voyage of their lives is bound and shallows and in miseries."

Board members: Use the power that the voters gave you, or, if you lack the courage of your office, step down for candidates who will use it for the community's benefit.

lee drury de cesare



Birthday greetings to Steve Hegarty, who draws $91,000 tax dollars a year to evade citizens' government-in-the-sunshine requests from the people who pay his unearned salary, LE STEVE preferring to work as the spin shill of a corrupt administrartion bent on ripping off the taxpayers and bloating its salaries despite Superintendent Elia's inability to punctuate a simple sentence and Lover Boy Hamilton's inability to distinguishe between "you're" and "your."


Happy Birthday, sychophantic, spin-doctor Steve Heggarty:
Your Escutcheon

My Escutcheon

Steve, it's your 22nd birthday! I couldn't let the day go by without sending you birthday greetings. Imagine my surprise when I found out you are a Gemini like I am. I knew we were soul mates the first screaming session we had.

Now to seal the soul-mate pact, consider this a birthday request --the fifth--to identify those three anonymous administrators you cited in your job application that you kept in contact with, sensing such sychophancy would secure you a job in the future for which you were unqualified and a salary which you do not deserve since you can't punctuate. School employees should be able to punctuate.

I await your explanation that the Sunshine Law says you owe me, a citizen requesting public information, for your refusal to send me a fulsome essay on why I can't have these data. Your curt "no" hurts my feelings and is not sporting.

Happy birthday and may you have many more but not on the public tax tab in the job-hiring-buddy-system of the School Board.

lee drury de cesare, Gemini but honest



Ms. Gentry:
Please get the files of the finalists in the superintendent hiring; the files in the public-relations hiring (Heggarty's), Dr. Otero's employment file; and Dr. Hamilton's employment file ready for my repeated review.
Let me know when they are ready for me to examine.




And tell Le Hegarty that I await his explanation that the Sunshine law says he owes this citizen for why he will not reveal to me the names of the administrators whom he cultivated in his application for his position.




Tell him to ask for an opinion from Attorney General Crist on his obligation in this request.



I am sure Le Heggarty wants to behave in a manner coincident with the Sunshine law.


lee drury de cesare


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Darling Luke, La Gaceta's new terminally cute Cutie Pie, etc.,

You get no slack on quotation marks. And cut the charm riposte. I come from White Oak, Georgia, where the filling-station gallants hone their charm spiels whilst in perpetual residence in our small-town garage-culture graduate school of seduction. Listening to these insinuating louts inoculates us belles for life from the magnetic spiels of less gifted practitioners, of which consider yourself one.

Any more displays such as you have perpetrated, and you sleep with the Tampa Bay fishes or, worse, get perpetual reporter duty as scribe to the Hillsborough County Commission's colloquies--a fate worse than Satre's Huit Clos hell.

You get to use quotation marks sarcastically one time per column and then knock it off. Why? Because I said so. Your mother taught you the no-appeal-to-a-higher-court finality of that command. Heed it. So don't try to work your way up to the sympathy of those sexist twits Scalia, Thomas, and the last two patriarchal anti-choice ding-dongs that Bush inserted on the bench.

Subsequent use of quotation marks except for one grace time per column suggests you lack the cajones (sp?) to spit out what you mean. Not following this advice from your GFG (Grammar Fairy Godmother) invites major repercussions. Caveat emptor: Her wand is a Obi Wan Kenobi zap apparatus.

And cut out the logorrhea. That gets a GFG wand zap henceforth.

I will not tolerate my Roslin buddy Andrea's getting buried in the back-pages truss ads of La Gaceta after my First-La-Gaceta-First-Amendment Martyr glorious exit. You can't prance on the page next to Patrick's--prime real estate for the in-house columnist star, formerly glamorous moi. When the local illiterati finish Patrick's lucubration, their eyes swing right to the star columnist essay. That's my old slot. My readers used to complain that they had trouble with some of my words, to which I responded, "Look them up, goddamit, and become a polymorph." See: I too can be charming when need be.

When did I tell you that you could hole up next to His Hiney, Patrick, and push back Andrea to truss-ad-land? I did not. So you do not nail down that slot. Fugedaboutit.

Every time Patrick buried me in the back-pages limbo to replace me with, for God's sake, "Pachero's Dreams," I squawked. So work out some kind of gallant understanding with Andrea, or meet me in the La Gaceta parking lot for probono fisticuffs.

And don't go easy on me because I am a girl, lack upper body strength, and am, besides, a sweet little old lady and granny of ten, seven of which are strapping boys who will clean your legal clock if you touch a snow-white hair on their sainted granny's head.

Have a nice day, my son. And review my
http://www.leedrurydecesarescasting-roomcouch.blogspot.com to advise me how I can phrase some insult to the school administration to goad those dummies who have captured the school-taxes treasury for their vile uses into suing me for slandering their non-existent virtue. I pine to spend the rest of my life in the pokey as a First Amendment martyr, from which I shall give benedictions through the bars to First-Amendment pilgrims, I pausing betimes from needlepointing another wedding rug for my granddaughters to tell my ACLU vassal to fetch me another cup of chamomile tea.

Your benevolent when she's not malignant GFG,

lee


----- Original Message -----
From:
Angie Manteiga
To:
Lee De Cesare
Sent: Friday, June 16, 2006 10:02 AM
Subject: FW: A Rebellion To Free Quotation Marks
Lee,
See how charming this guy is?
Angie

From: Luke [mailto:luke2@lirotlaw.com] Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:17 PMTo:
tdecesar@tampabay.rr.com; 'Angie Manteiga'; Sadieh1@aol.com; terryhamiltonwollin@gmail.com; ptash@sptimes.co; suecompton@sptimes.com; troxler@sptimes.com; rosemarygoudreau@tampatribune.com; asmith@sptimes.com; jhill@sptimes.com; tisch@sptimes.com; huntley@sptimes.com; 'Paul Guzzo'Subject: A Rebellion To Free Quotation Marks


My Dearest “Fairy Godmother,”

Please accept this Post Script to my earlier plea of nolo contendere to the charges of being grammatically “impressionistic.” I must tender a follow-up to my earlier mea culpa, specifically as to the following excerpt of your respectful and warm critique, to which I endeavor to submit a “change of plea”:

“Since I have pledged to become the grammar-punctuation fairy godmother of the press, we must talk quotation marks. They have limited use. You went as berserk with them in your first column almost as badly as does superintendent Dr. Clayton The Quotation Kid Wilcox of Pinellas County. This second column is not as bad as was the first, but quotation marks still clog it.

“Reread the small section on quotation marks in your grammar primer. You will see that your overuse of them to flag words in a special sense far exceeds the leeway of that quotation-marks resource. I suspect your resorting to quotation marks means you intuit that there exists a better word than the one you gussy up with quotation marks but that you are too hubristic, incurious, or lazy to take the time to discover the right word for the occasion. As Twain said, ‘The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.’”

After much soul searching, research, and not without hesitation, fear, horror, terror, fright, trepidation, consternation, anxiety, dread and apprehension, not to mention anatomically reflecting a certain “tightness” in areas I dare not mention, I urge you (ever so cautiously) to reconsider your castigation over “quotation marks.” Most of the “learned treatises” to which you refer fail to embrace the robust satisfaction one feels, and communicative value one effects, by using quotation marks to manifest a mild sarcasm otherwise left void in the vapid vacuum of grammatical constraints. I do not desire to vex or vent to such a venerable visionary as yourself, but the use of quotation marks (excluding the physical two finger gesture of “scratching the air” during conversation, unacceptable at any time) is a vehicle to vanquish the vassalage of the verbal vise. It is a practice neither vain nor vague, never vulgar nor villainous, but conveys and vocabulates a valuable vibration unachievable through any other punctuation. You da best, Chica, but cut me some slackage on the quotizzle, capizzle?


Love, Luke

Wednesday, June 14, 2006


THE SMOKING GUN

Trysting Teachers Caught In Act



Ms. Linda Kipley, ill-equipped honcho of the Professional Standards Torture Chamber:

One infers you sped to Coleman Middle School to review government submissions' detailing the event of classroom fornication viewed by curious students through a peephole.

Fornication was a lapse in professional standards to be sure. So you would be on the case in a millesecond with your constant sniffing of the wind to discover even miniscule slip-ups teachers may stumble into. You don't ever see any administrative sins against professional standards--even those right under your nose, one notes; but you seek out or manufacture breaches' requiring punishment for teachers.

Look what you did with feeble rationale to torture teachers. You eked from the fugitive dimensions for misconduct the instance of teacher Shawree Miller's taking children to see a university with parental permission. You treated Miller's taking the children on an educational trip as a violation of district professional standards' deserving your whole range of Abu Gharib torture tactics for the hapless Miller. You colluded with a Captain-Queeg principal who wouldn't have teacher Pat Barton's classroom cleaned until parents complained, and then you participated in cooking up charges against Barton with Principal Queeg in some kind of Freudian retaliation scheme. Your own conduct is not merely unprofessional. It is vile. It is inhumane. Principal Queeg awaits diagnosis.

There exists no administrative detailed statement that defines and illustrates instances of professional- standards violation. You make them up as your inflamed imagination dictates or as Ms. Elia fancies the chance to flex her new administrative muscle to scarify a media specialist like Bart Birdsall to accomodate County Library head Joe Stines's grudge against Birdsall for his sending Stines critical emails from Birdsall's home computer. Even the Board attorney told you that was Birdsall's First-Amendment right, but you went through the charade of trying to scare him to death anyway.


Your ultimate scare tactic is the threat of firing. This is the threat that cows people into silence even when your mistreatment of them becomes outrageous. You told Barton that she was not to tell anyone about what was going on in your little torture chamber for teachers. Have you never thought that even teachers have free-speech rights?

All it would take to close you down, ma'am, is for half dozen teachers to get fed up and march into a Board meeting and report their disgrutlement with your behavior, abetted by the adminstration to keep people quiet. The elected Board could not afford to ignore them. The public loves teachers. It does not love administrators. It does not love School Boards.



With your eternal vigilance, why did you let slip past your manic scrutiny in birddogging of the Coleman incident a school document containing the following solecisms that appeared on The Smoking Gun on the World Wide Web?



“…Ms. Bowen stated that prior to Ms. Sepulveda [sic] calling…”


There should be an apostrophe after “Sepulveda” for possessive before the gerund.


“…that Ms. Sepulveda also seemed stressed out, [sic] because…”

There should be no comma after “out”: the trailing adverbial clause is restrictive.

“Upon inquiry, he stated that there was nothing going on between he [sic] and Ms. Sepulveda.”

Egads! This "between he and Ms. Sepulveda" sounds like Dogpatch. The “he” should be “him”: pronoun object of the preposition should be objective case.


A home economics degree is not adequate preparation for your job. It's adequate preparation to make flapjacks, but it is not adequate preparation for the skills a professional-standards director needs. We see this lack on the World Wide Web this morning as yet another illustration why you should not be the head of Professional Standards with a bloated $120,000 salary. You don’t know basic grammar and punctuation and let such howlers as the above find their way into The Smoking Gun to disgrace the school administration of Hillsborough County.

The School Board shares the disgrace as well. It should because it allows--with no advertising of the position in accordance with the Board's "equal-opportunity" spin--you, an incompetent, home-ec candidate, to appropriate a job that needs sophisticated literacy skills and psychological skills as a minimum. The Board rubberstamped your professional-standards job without competition. It approved the administration buddy-hiring system. So the Board is complicit.

You lack the education and judgment for the head job in Professional Standards. Many candidates would have had in abundance skills requiredc not to let an illiterate document mar the HIllsborough County school district's image on the Web had the Board insisted that the job be advertised coincident with the Board's Title VII equal-opportunity promise.

Resign from a job which you got with no advertising in defiance of Title VII. Resign because you don't have the literacy level to spot whopping grammar-punctuation errors in school-generated reports that pop up on The Smoking Gun and in other venues that confirm the illiteracy of the school administrative staff. Resign also because you torture teachers for bagatelles but let Dr. Lover Boy Hamilton get away with posting illiterate, vulgar emails on the school email system.

But before you exit, find out if some of those curious Coleman students could transfer for physical ed credit to do peeping duty in the ROSSAC building, the locus of the famed Casting-Room-Couch according to rampant gossip. We voters want some of those alert youngsters to peer into ROSSAC windows, especially the paper-covered-windows.

Give the youngsters credit in PE for this valuable service that exceeds the skills of the administrative terrified enablers who people the nooks and crannies of ROSSAC and never peep into door-access little windows.

lee drury de cesare

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Editor, Le Bastone, Smoking Gun:

One sees you have the major posting on Coleman Middle School teacher sex on your web site today. I lived in the area. In fact, my four children and one of my granddaughters attended Coleman.

Primitive sexism continues apace with Smoking Gun's posting a picture of the female and beautiful Spanish teacher but not the male. In contrast, the coach lurks without his mug shot plastered on the web: faceless in double-standard shadows. His participation, however peripheral, in sports gives the fellow an extra layer of macho-gladiator-guy protection from you reverent, pencil-pushing, computer-pecking New York City peckerheads.

Hovering in the penumbra of this sexist omission are ancient slanders about female sexual insatiability that feed prejudices of women as Jezebels, Occasions to Sin, Floozies, Temptresses, Hussies, etc. These scapegoating insults have metastasized in male imaginations since Yahweh and the primal patriarchal brotherhood framed Eve in the Garden of Eden and exonerated feckless Adam. Men have been projecting their sexual guilt onto women ever since.

Male sexual anxiety is everywhere. Until I complained, there remained on the books in Tampa an ordinance that made it a crime for a man to walk on the public streets "with a known prostitute." No ordinance existed for the men who cause prostitution to be a growth industry. That's because the prostitutes made them do it, and the enforcement of the ordinance would have emptied the streets of male traffic.

Becket pushes the envelop and even says in Waiting for Godot that men are "born astride the grave." This extreme male fear of female sexuality's engulfing power over men explains coaches' superstition behind their injunction that football players can't have sex the night before the big game.

That's a lovely tapestry of misogyny you've manufactured from your sexual ambivalence and insecurities, fellows, especially so since this despised half of the human race includes your mother, your sisters, and even your dear old Aunt Bea, the avatar of the best apple pie on the planet and the fluffiest biscuits.

The unspoken assumption of your posting a picture of the woman but not the man in the present instance continues the venerable and despicable libel that the woman made the guy do it.

So The Smoking Gun and its "'cool,' frat-boy editorial staff perpetuate this moss-grown canard by mounting a Web color picture of the woman while the man finds photographic refuge in the treehouse of male blame-the-girls-for-illicit-sex-they're-all-hookers-at-bottom racket that has gone on since the beginning of time.

Shame on you gutless sexist twits in the Smoking Gun Male Sweat Lodge on 3rd Avenue in reputedly sexually sophisticated NYC for scapegoating women the same way men scapegoat them in this outback in which I live. May cow dung be rained on your prematurely balding heads and may you become Cialis- dependent before your 30th birthdays. And may the sexually lethal Aunt Bea--that lascivious old Jezebel-- have made you your last fluffy biscuit.

Viagra and Cialis--the perpetual-erectile-dysfunction nostrums--have become women's Thank-you-Jesus-and-Pfizer-for-making-the-chickens-come-home-to-roost by TV-ad-outing of the sexual angst that pulls the rugs from under insecure misogynists such as you feeble macho specimens at The Smoking Gun. Na, na, na, my buckoes. The greedy drug companies have blown your baby-baby-don-t-get-hooked-on-me cover, and all us women--including even the silliest girls-- know it.

It remains only for us post-erectile-dysfunction-culture Valkyries to do the mopping-up operations, of which pray consider as one this email from a member of The Sisterhood. This is one of the jobs of which equality of the sexes requires completion. We women are always the clean-up half of the human race--the half that washes the dishes, cleans the toilets, and slops the hogs but, thank you, Goddess Girls of the empyrean, doesn't depend on Viagra for sexual animation.

That you boys deficient in male chivalry are are also deficient in commas comes as no surprise. I see women do graphics for The Smoking Gun, but none exists elsewhere in The Smoking Gun Sweat Lodge to fix the punctuation.

See your mess-ups below. Such illiteracy on the World Wide Web ranks worse in my book than classroom pedagogic sex’s providing peeping opportunities for Coleman teenagers at their curious time of life about this fascinating subject for them. My only regret is that there are no such peeping teenagers on the prowl in the administrative ROSSAC redoubt in downtown Tampa. Persistent gossip makes me infer the youngsters would find ample opportunities to observe casting-room-couch primal scenes and other titillating scenarios in the administrative breastwork of lies and cover-ups.

Needless to say, your mug shots should get prompt posting on your site for this sin against womankind, not to mention the punctuation errors.

See me in my office after class, all of you Smoking Gun acne-ridden poseurs. Bring your grammar and your ethics primers and a penitent demeanor.

lee drury de cesare (Ms)15316 Gulf Boulevard 802Madeira Beach, FL 33708
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The commas are both redundant, Smoking-Gun scholars manqué. Your commas cut off restrictive adverbial prepositional phrases.

The site was founded in April 1997. In December 2000, The Smoking Gun was acquired by Court TV, a basic cable network with more than 80 million subscribers.

The passive verbs reveal that The Smoking Gun provides tree-house locker room retreat to a bunch of insecure frat-boy wussies who as we speak are reading up on the pharmacopoeia of Viagra juvenile-strength performance enhancers. Eve and her progeny have insisted that the boys lay hold of these aides for the sexual comfort of womankind.

Is there any reason besides ignorance that the Smoking Gun swashbucklers manqué don't italicize TV shows?

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